supermerwholocked:

tomatolovers:

tomatolovers:

tomatolovers:

so my mom gave me all these ballons

my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on

i woke up with all the balloons on top of me and a note saying ‘next time i will pee on your bed’

SHE SAID SHE ALMOST PEED HERSELF TRYING TO GET IN ALDKF

stop reblogging this im ashamed of my bathroom

Now I would never have thought of putting the cat litter in the bathroom. That is fucking smart.

blindjuliet:

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

letshaveasmile:

I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS

THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!

(Source: letshaveasmilesweetie)